- A Kiss Definitions of what a kiss is
- Ad Gone Wrong A classified ad that didn't exactly mean what it said
- Answering Machine Need a funny answering machine message?
- Application Responses Job application responses that didn't make it
- Arguing By following these simple rules, you too can learn to argue effectively
- Bumper Stickers Bumper sticker slogans
- Button Sayings Sayings that should be on buttons (outside link)
- Cat Bathing Step by step instructions on how to bathe a cat
- Chemical Analysis What men and woman would be like if they were chemicals
- Church Bulletins Bulletin signs seen in churches
- Classes Training classes that are now available for men
- Classified Ads One-liner ads in the classifieds
- College How you know you're not in college anymore
- Doctor Mess-Ups Doctors writings that lost something in the "translation"
- Dumber than Dumb "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer" remarks
- Epitaphs Amusing epitaphs
- Food Rules How to tell when food has gone bad
- Foot Musical beats through the tapping of a foot
- Goodtimes Virus The real story behind what the Goodtimes Virus will do
- Government World ideologies explained by reference to cows
- Great Truths Great truths of children and adults
- Headlines Apparently true news headlines
- History of Medicine A general overview of the history of medicine
- Hogs A letter to a congressman on not raising hogs
- How to Be Annoying Annoying things to do all over the place
- Introvert's Lexicon The differences between extroverts and introverts (outside link)
- Job Application How one man filled out his job application
- Lawyer Mess Ups Things lawyers have said in court
- Light Bulb How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
- Mary With Her Lamb A little rhyme for our modern times
- Messages from God Some rejects of the God sayings that have been on billboards (outside link)
- Molecules with Silly Names Real names of molecules. Somebody had a sense of humor. (outside link)
- Mom Words Definitions of mom terminology
- Movies Everything I learned, I learned from the movies
- Orchestra Superpowers Orchestra personnel standards
- Pet Mensan 27 reasons to have a pet mensan
- Puns Horribly bad puns
- Relationships This shows how differently men and women think about relationships
- Religious Happenings Short anecdotes that tell of religious happenings
- Resume Tips to help you get a better resume
- Satisfy Someone How to satisfy the opposite sex
- Sesame Street Violence Newspaper reports of when Big Bird went on a killing spree
- Signs Signs seen around the world
- Skiing Simulation How to simulate skiing when you don't actually want to ski
- Star Spangled Banner The Star Spangled Banner from the percussionist's point of view
- Strange Interviews Remarks made to employers when interviewing candidates
- Toilet Training a Cat Pictures and instructions on how to toilet train your cat (outside link)
- Women An "inspirational" poem on how grand it is to be a woman (warning: contains profanity)
- Words 10 different definitions for words that should be in the dictionary
This version of my humor page was born on December 26, 2001
Last Update: December 8, 2003